crackcoon

A word used to insult a crackhead.or some1 who acks fucked up in the mind.or a person who has big black circles around their eyes.or a halfbacked mofo.

"Hey look at Matt Damask, That motherfuckin crackcoon!"
"This time ock is hittin it with him!!!"

by Kay kiss kiss December 31, 2004

Crackcoon

A black crack addict

Yo nigga, a crackcoon is stumbling across the street! He's blitzed!

by IWUTITBIG April 25, 2013

Crackcoon

A crackhead whom enjoys playing in McDonald's garbage sheads

Jerry the crackcoons are in the garbage shead again. So if you go out there bring a stick.

by Chakin lover May 5, 2019

Crackcoon

This is another name for a person that is largely liked by all on online communities. Originating on Twitch.tv, the "Crackcoon" could reference someone who has a large following addicted to watching their stream; like raccoons are drawn to trash and addicts are drawn to you know what...

"Wow, man! That PhilpseyForce guy has become a real Crackcoon lately."
"I can't believe how quickly that girl became a Crackcoon after she started streaming!"

by cdaddy28 November 17, 2020

CrackFone

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."

by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

Crackbone

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.

1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"

by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009

Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017