A dangerous creature that should always be treated with caution. It normally lives in small dark areas (mostly corners) and does not reveal itself until interacted with. It usually consist of a single brain cell and no more. If you were to spot it it is at best to slowly back away and not run or you’ll let it know you’re there. The situation varies on your gender or sex. If you were to be a female it would take pictures of you and post it on a social platform called “Discord” to people (mostly people around the age of 13). Otherwise, if you were to be a male, it would engage in a normally 1-2 hour argument using most of it’s vocabulary consisting of multiple slurs and curse words. At best if it were to spot you just run away as fast you can and don’t look back. For people have died seeing it.
Person A: Why are you sweating buckets

Person B: I almost ran into a Crackson
by Ramoose2 September 13, 2021
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A dangerous creature that should always be treated with caution. It normally lives in small dark areas (mostly corners) and does not reveal itself until interacted with. It usually consist of a single brain cell and no more. If you were to spot it it is at best to slowly back away and not run or you’ll let it know you’re there. The situation varies on your gender or sex. If you were to be a female it would take pictures of you and post it on a social platform called “Discord” to people (mostly people around the age of 13). Otherwise, if you were to be a male, it would engage in a normally 1-2 hour argument using most of it’s vocabulary consisting of multiple slurs and curse words. At best if it were to spot you just run away as fast you can and don’t look back. For people have died seeing it.
Person A: Why are you sweating buckets

Person B: I almost ran into a Crackson
by Ramoose2 September 13, 2021
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When your son is addicted to crack.
"How's your boy doing nowadays?"
"Oh, he's turned into my right old crackson!"
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