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Thomas Clarkson Academy
Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
Thomas Clarkson Academy by massivesket287 March 11, 2020
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Jeremy Clarkson
A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
Jeremy Clarkson by Stutley February 24, 2005
Clarksonesque
Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.
He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it
Clarksonesque by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011
jeremy clarkson'd
To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.
Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Guy: Why are you shaking?
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
jeremy clarkson'd by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011
richard clarkson
Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
richard clarkson by funnyman23 September 23, 2009
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