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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

crackbeast 

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
crackbeast by finkels January 1, 2012

super crackerhead 

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker
that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

Crackbean 

Someone who is addicted to any drug going, whether its weed, coke, pills or magic they will always find a way to get high. Tipping is a mega crackbean
Bradley Z and Kieran T are crackbeans they love their gear
Crackbean by Jp349 February 19, 2020

cream crackered 

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004