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Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.
Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.
by Hobochan March 23, 2017
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A girl so hot you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Not to be confused with a serial killer that eats white people i.e.- Jeffery Domer or Ed Gein.
That chick is so hot, she's a cracker eater.....
by Burke Mclain September 11, 2007
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