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dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
by hans zolo October 11, 2013
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1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.
by Zappa September 04, 2005
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Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
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Someone with a cock for a nose
"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"
by Cock nose January 05, 2005
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you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.
person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'
by sunish c September 19, 2004
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A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
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Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point
scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha
by leewee January 25, 2005
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