Urban Dictionary: cocknose

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dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

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Fuck Around And Find Out

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!

by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020

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cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 04, 2005

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cock nose

Someone with a cock for a nose

"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"

by Cock nose January 05, 2005

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cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004