crackhand

A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.

Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.

crackhand by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016

crackhand

When your hand has an acute, persisting scent of doodoo; usually occurring after a faulty wipe or thorough scratching.

The date was going great until she fed me a strawberry and I caught wind of her crackhand.

crackhand by Al Hole January 28, 2008

Crackadon 

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

Crackadon by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

crackanoia 

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

crackanoia by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

Crackaganda 

A word used to describe an incredulous form of propaganda, normally when about something ridiculous or obscene.

Sounds like some here hustling crackaganda you heard on the Black Discovery Channel.

Crackaganda by Ze Coggernaut June 12, 2011

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockhands 

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

cockhands by storkman January 17, 2008