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crackbandit

a person that acts dumb like he is on crack; a person addicted to crack
saying u would like to eat a boy out is an example of a crack banit
crackbandit by babyree August 27, 2003

crackbandit

is 1 who act likes like he on crack; 1 who needs 2 b put in n institution cuz he's so addicted he'll do anything 4 it
stop sniffin pixie sticks you crackbandit
crackbandit by babyreeree August 27, 2003

Cockbandit 

A girl who likes the cock, and will do anything just to have the cock.
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot...you cockbandit!
Cockbandit by Patric Parton December 9, 2003

ass crack bandit 

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.
Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night
ass crack bandit by potledom January 12, 2014

CramBandit

When you break into someones house just to steal their virginity
"I got a crambandit last night, therapy isn't cheap😭"
CramBandit by Knee-Lover August 13, 2018

cracklandia 

a groupchat filled with horny, gay, depressed teens. its basically a gay little family who all love eachother
cracklandia makes me want to jump out of a window
cracklandia gives me strokes
I see chu lurking 😍😍🥰🥰🥰
cracklandia by ieathumanbeans October 21, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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