crabbian

Augie you'll never know.

Augie is totally the crabbian of the week.

crabbian by Crabbian Decider. February 4, 2022

Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Crabbing 

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."

Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

Sand Crabbing 

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

Sand Crabbing by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground

"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"

steep crabbin' it by Crab Master June 6, 2009

Crabbing 

When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\

Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\

Crabbing by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020

Crabbing 

When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.

"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"

Crabbing by Dan Ristic ( credit to William Wallace ) December 26, 2007