place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!

Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011

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cremorne

A suburb of Sydney, Australia where only the coolest of the cool people live.
Can sometimes be referred to as cremza, c-morne or the big c

person 1: hey man are you going to Cremorne for nye this year?
person 2: i wish, but i'm just not cool enough

cremorne by cremza-babe January 15, 2008

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Cremonade

A warm-seasoned alcoholic drink consisting of equal parts of plastic-bottle vodka, lemonade, and cranberry juice. Typically served in large pitchers with ice, rather than made per serving.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.

David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?

Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.

Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.

Cremonade by Hooman of America March 11, 2012

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ceremoney

The cash accumulated at a party celebrating someone’s special event or achievement. Examples include the checks, money and gift cards given as gifts at weddings, graduations, baptisms, bar mitzvahs and bris.

Mike Vallone told me that as soon as his dad gets off campus from the graduation, he is using his ceremoney to throw a huge keg party.

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cemone

da biggest graffiti pimp in da world wit his carnal da great spek, dey shall go allcity n' bomb the ba-jeebus outta dallas...boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, wut wut, dont be a butt pirate n' dont join butt rodeo's....972/214/956 D-TOWN TEXAS, HHE, EMC2, TGS

DA CEMONE n' SPEK jus fucked some fine rucas, n' jus went allcity in dat dallas texas nigga, damn dere so cool i wish i was one of em....*sigh*

cemone by spek December 2, 2004

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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