Cremonade 

A warm-seasoned alcoholic drink consisting of equal parts of plastic-bottle vodka, lemonade, and cranberry juice. Typically served in large pitchers with ice, rather than made per serving.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.

David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?

Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.

Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.

Cremonade by Hooman of America March 11, 2012

credonkadentials

having attractive bodily characteristics, usually in the buttocks, that can convince employers to give you a job.

I'm not sure if we have any positions open at the moment, but seeing your credonkadentials, I'm sure we can find a place for you.

credonkadentials by Charlie Von Grayskull May 15, 2009

codemonade 

a mystery

no one even knows how it’s spelled

codemonade? coldemonade? codlemonade? who knows

all we know is it’s cold lemonade without the L and some guy has a job.

person: “I really want some codemonade”
everyone: “I- what?”

codemonade by CheesyEqqroll November 16, 2020

Cremona 

place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!

Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011

remonade 

Japanese lemonade sold in Hawaii.

"Try our remonade! It's dericious!"

remonade by CR98 September 12, 2005

creminage 

a rare bread of male leader, born to rule and usually associated with good fortune. wealth is just but one of their many traits. the name is originally from the Hebrew culture lost languages, it means a disciple.

it is quite rare to come across a creminage.

creminage by oden ouyur jkhjhdgvbgbd April 19, 2018

Cumonade 

When you mix cum, sugar, lemon, water, cocaine and weed to make a wonderful drink for thots

I can't believe Harry Gabbot force fed Kadie and Beth his homemade cumonade

Cumonade by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019