cqrbs

A mutual who will always be there for you. Theyre not only a mutual, but also a friend. If you ever need to vent, theyre here for you. Cqrbs is truly an amazing mf.

"bro did you see Cqrbs new tiktok?"
"yeah bro, theyre always there for me , liking my posts n shit"

cqrbs by lilbunny.girl July 9, 2021

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

curbstall 

A tricking sport that is on the rise in Seattle, Washington. Involves jumping onto the curb of a sidewalk and planting you feet on the top and side of the curb, then jumping off.

A curb stall consists of 3 main components: First you have the departure, this step consists of jumping to the curb you wanna stall. The next is the pinch, this is the action of putting one foot on the curb and one foot on the side of it. The pinch can be a tight one or a loose one, depending on the type of stall you want to do. Then you have your release, the action of releasing your current stall. This can either be used to end a stall, or even connect your stall to more stalls, which is called a stall line. Curbstalling is an easy, and more importantly, a fun way to spend your time walking around Seattle with its many curbs and other stallable architecture.

“Hey man have you heard about that new thing kids are doing in Seattle?”

“Oh yeah man, it’s called curbstalling right?”

“Yeah I can’t wait to curbstall on the curbs and benches near my house, it sounds super fun!”

curbstall by curbstallofficial November 12, 2019

Curbside Shopaholic 

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

curbstoner 

An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.

I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!

curbstoner by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013

spin curbs 

To pick up a prostitute/hooker/whore
comes from the fact that prostitutes usually hang out on a street curb
also: spin curbs, spin some curbs, curb spinning

yo nigga, I just got payed, lets get high and spin curbs like back in the day.

spin curbs by Patrick F April 30, 2007

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006