Corbs

An elite squad of policemen who use recumbent bicycles as their primary source or transportation. C.O.R.B.S. is an acronym for Cops On Recumbent Bikes.

"I was chiefing on the back porch when CORBS pulled up and started giving me grief." or "Typical Columbian terrorists have taken over the sugar factory, somebody call CORBS!"

by Bush Printzel October 16, 2008

Corbs

Describing a person who snorts lines of cocaine.
Arose after the extras tv episode where Ronnie Corbett is found snorting cocaine in the toilet

"To pull a corbs" or "to do a corbs"

by Blackster2k October 18, 2006

Corbs

A horny 14 year old that loves spamming blm and makes roblox tiktoks in mocap dancing saying love you to her roblox slender then he leaves her and she makes sad edits with bart simpson pfp

That girls such a corbs

by A Black Nigger September 2, 2020

Corbs

A Item from a stupid roblox game called AUT: A universal time which has turned into a Trading Simulator when it used to be a place to show of you're cool abilities

Joe: Yo bro u want 6 corbs for ur Risen sun ?
Joe 2: Nty

by JoeMamaFromSweden June 28, 2022

Corbs

The guy who hangs out with all the popular girls that we all know is gay but he won’t come out. Also known as Corby, Corbster, and Corban.

Corbs likes to flex all the girls on his snapchat

by Corbs585 October 5, 2023

TJ Corbs

Hard hitting Northeast corridor contributor in all of the INET blogosphere. His gun to your head, in your face blogs can be found @ bleacherreports.com.

Person A: "I just read this article about St Joseph's (PA) transfer situation...it hit me like a chicagoland deep dish pizza"

Person B: "Must've been a TJ Corbs contribution"

by See You Next Tuesday March 10, 2011

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018