cowshit

something that is slightly nonsensical.

Your article is just cowshit, while his is fully bullshit.

by uttam maharjan July 28, 2010

Bull fucking a cowshit

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

reverse cowsit

reverse cowgirl in which the woman is too heavy to move in an optimally pleasing manner

Damn gurl, give me that reverse cowsit, I mean cowgirl, with that phat ass

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

codshit

nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.

"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"

by Cyn December 1, 2004

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012

cow shit

Feces that are produced from a cow, but then worshiped and revered by hindus as they spread it on their walls and set it on fire for blessed heat.

Vikram is spreading cow shit on his walls and then his wife Poonam sets some cow shit on fire for the family to pray.

by OJ Stabs Em January 3, 2010