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Seriousness 

The thing Urban Dictionary lacks in its users, For more information, go to 42
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you ever seen seriousness on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I never have, man.
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Seriousness 

Yeah, no, you know that's not what it means.
Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"
Seriousness by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

This is where seriousness gets REAL 

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life
Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

period of seriousness 

when someone takes the time to put a period. after everything they say to make it more serious.
man that bitch was sexy.
did you see the babys rattle honey.
i love you.
why is he using the period of seriousness.
period of seriousness by shmello1234 September 10, 2011

Dead Seriousness 

Stop being annoying I’m dead seriousness
Dead Seriousness by Yay Tay June 11, 2018

swervousness 

The fear of running over squirrels.
While driving through a leafy neighborhood, he experienced swervousness after narrowly missing a furry rodent darting across his path.
swervousness by John Strasius May 25, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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