conshiterate

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Being considerate when you shit in a public bathroom.
Examples: not peeing on the lid, not wiping your ass over the lid, not leaving marks on the bowl, not leaving pubes on the lid, not using all the toilet paper, not forgetting to flush, not leaving a clogged toilet.

Wendy was really conshiterate after using the bathroom today.

conshiterate by Llort November 19, 2014

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Considerate

Careful not to cause inconvenience or harm to others.

Jay is the most considerate person I know.

Considerate by JeffersJeffers May 18, 2018

Considerate Bukakke

When a guy (or many) cums all over anothers face excluding the eyes and the mouth. - making the guy(s) pretty considerate.

Julian - "Hey beebee want me to finish on your face?"
Jenna - "Only if it ends up everywhere BUT my eyes, not like last time!"
Julian - "Ok beebee 😉 ill make it a Considerate Bukakke"

Considerate Bukakke by Theonethatdidthething October 7, 2017

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012

contiterate

To be more considerate with your titties. To be very generous with them.

1. Alyssa was very contiterate last night! I totally got some!

2. Taylor is not being very contiterate! I think i'll be leaving early tonight.

3. Farley talked to Kristen last night about being more contiterate. He finally felt a girl up!

contiterate by Thebighairy October 3, 2008

considerate

When a person actually gives a crap about you and/or other people.

It's very rare to find a considerate person these days.

considerate by Cakemill June 5, 2014

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026