codshite

Random comments or conversations which don't follow any particular grammatical rules.
Similar to talking bollox

'You're obviously talking a load of codshite - have you got any more of that wooden shoe wire I can borrow?'

by Tania K September 26, 2005

codshit

nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.

"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"

by Cyn December 1, 2004

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest before I turned the power off

by James Bishop September 27, 2007

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007

conshiterate

Being considerate when you shit in a public bathroom.
Examples: not peeing on the lid, not wiping your ass over the lid, not leaving marks on the bowl, not leaving pubes on the lid, not using all the toilet paper, not forgetting to flush, not leaving a clogged toilet.

Wendy was really conshiterate after using the bathroom today.

by Llort November 19, 2014

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007