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kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.
Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!
cowing by Hal Jackson December 29, 2011
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As in Cowing-hell or cowin-ell! South Wales exclamation of surprise or shock
Cowing hell! This film is crap
cowing by sara1111 July 28, 2005

mad cowing

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury
mad cowing by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008
When a man is behind a girl and the girl is on all fours, the man must "bust" then just knock her over to either his left or right. (somewhat resembling traditional cow tipping)
I got that girl on all fours but she kept on nagging so I had to go cowing.
Cowing by buggy07740 January 21, 2010

Cowing and Calving 

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.
Cowing and Calving by Swill September 20, 2005
To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.
Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!
Cowing by YesILikePizza February 8, 2021