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cowig by princess06 June 29, 2007
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Cocaine Cowgirl
Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Cocaine Cowgirl by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
All the Cowgirls sing your song
An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.
All the Cowgirls sing your song by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022
Cowian
Cowian by KateBSum-MoOoO February 15, 2019
CowGoMo
Covid Cowgirl
Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
Covid Cowgirl by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020
Drugstore Cowgirl
Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.
I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster
Drugstore Cowgirl by Joscel June 22, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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