Alanport

Alanport is a legend of a man who pours his life into the lives of others.. He's handsome, charming, once upon a time a player but when he finds the girl of his dreams he's loyal for life. Loves chess, stocks, total family man, loves cuddling with his babe. Life of the party with cards, jokes, stories...a one in a million.
Let's go with Alanport, he's an exciting tour guide.
by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
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Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.
by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
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She’lah

A beautiful, unique and sassy girl who excels in the creative aspect of her personality. Typically voted the most understanding and compassionate of all her peers. Loves animals & photography; is loyal to her friends and family and is truly the life of any party! Not to be confused with Sheilah, Shelah, or Shayla.
She’lah spends a lot of time correcting people who call her Shelah.

That girl is such a She’lah, don’t mistake her kindness for weakness.
by Xcocainecowgirl August 19, 2019
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