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Ewe don’t touch me with those covidpaws. Hopes gonna get covidpaws if you walk her on Hollywood Blvd.
covidpaws by MBstyle February 19, 2021

COVIDwashing 

Covidwashing is the act individuals and organisations use to exploit the pandemic to mislead people. This is usually so that they can hide their selfishness, incompetence or laziness.

It is pretty much used as an excuse for doing whatever you want.
I called the bank today and was told I would need to wait 20 minutes due to the strains put on them by the current pandemic.

This is strange because they have always made me wait 20 minutes. This sounds like a case of the banks COVIDwashing their incompetence.
COVIDwashing by Terry Noble December 9, 2020

Covidials 

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.
Julia just delivered twin covidials.
Covidials by Goofnut July 2, 2020

Branch Covidians 

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
Branch Covidians by Kt nola July 7, 2020

Covidparty 

An illegal number of people getting together and not maintaining social distancing.
Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.

covidass 

A person who you were locked down with during level 4 isolation but kicked their ass out once it became level 3.

A stranger you had seen out getting supplies one day and wished they were in your bubble instead of that covidass you've been hitting for the past month on lockdown.
"being locked up with that crazy bitch for 6 weeks did my head in bro! I kicked her covidass out once we at level 3".
covidass by Tigermonkey78 May 23, 2020