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covidgasm 

That pleasurable feeling you get after removing your social distancing mask.
My shift was so long that when I removed my facemask I had a covidgasm.
covidgasm by Underground_0 April 18, 2020
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COVIDcam 

A hidden camera set up to monitor the degree of social distancing behavior among children, teenagers or employees.
Yeah, it is voyeuristic for sure, but we gotta watch the COVIDcam to responsibly protect the greater good!
COVIDcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

COVIDwashing 

Covidwashing is the act individuals and organisations use to exploit the pandemic to mislead people. This is usually so that they can hide their selfishness, incompetence or laziness.

It is pretty much used as an excuse for doing whatever you want.
I called the bank today and was told I would need to wait 20 minutes due to the strains put on them by the current pandemic.

This is strange because they have always made me wait 20 minutes. This sounds like a case of the banks COVIDwashing their incompetence.
COVIDwashing by Terry Noble December 9, 2020

codingasm 

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity
I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!
codingasm by twong808 March 29, 2012

Covidism 

a person or place that uses the COVID-19 pandemic to justify their authoritarian practices.
due to COVID-19, we are requiring all students to be locked in their dorms for 2 weeks because they might kill someone. Covidism is the new and trendy authoritarian philosophy
Covidism by Sir Memelot January 13, 2021

Covidism 

Irrational behavior caused by the Covid-19 pandemic
I witnessed covidism when I went to Walmart and I saw someone purchasing a years worth of toilet paper.
A Codgasm is an orgasm triggered by a headshot on call of duty, this is exclusive to callofduty4, those who experience a codgasm, have most likely just "pwned" a noob with a barret 50cal and seen blood splat on the far wall, they tend to squint their eyes, and shake their cheeks, similiar to the way Richard Nixon shakes his cheeks while he is talking.
Ridley972-Dude, I totally had a codgasm last night
Noob-really?
Ridley972-yeah i shot a guy in the face real bad with a barret.
Noob- I am inferior
Codgasm by swevr April 28, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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