coushe

Someone who has free text messaging services on their mobile phone and cannot stop texting everyone on their contact list with the same unoriginal message.

Person 1- "Hey i just got a text from zainab saying 'muffin'"
Person 2- "Yeah same. What a coushe"

by Dooshbag December 16, 2007

Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

by renelles18 July 6, 2011

couster

female cousin that is more like a sister

My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.

by 'antha October 14, 2010

Can Crusher

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

Coughecate

To cough and shit your pants at the same time.

While at work the other day, Ken coughecated and had to go home early.

by gingersnap69 May 19, 2014

Gusher Crusher

The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole

Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"

Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"

by FuelWaster January 6, 2019