Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.
Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.
by osirusr March 20, 2010
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a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.
Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.
by kattteeebate June 02, 2010
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