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couche

a mix between a cunt and a douche.
by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009
mugGet the couchemug.

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.
Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.
by osirusr March 22, 2010
mugGet the couchemug.

couche

a soft couch-like pencilcase
my dad just bought me a red couche
by Mco Jr July 10, 2022
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couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.
by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010
mugGet the couch to couchmug.

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
by adamshane October 8, 2011
mugGet the couchedmug.

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
mugGet the couchmug.

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
by studio d September 30, 2005
mugGet the couchmug.

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