Coughee
Coughee by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
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coughee
Coughee is slang for weed, plain and simple. A play on Cough and Coffee, which enables it to be used in a public setting without drawing any unwanted attention to ones self. Made popular by Devin the Dude and his group The Coughee Brothaz.
"Wanna take a coughee break?", "Let's go sip some coughee.", "I got some good coughee.", "Excuse me police I'm just sippin coughee, mindin my busines. why is you trippin won't you get up off me? Why you all inside my ride?"
coughee by Coughee Brothaz April 28, 2008
coughee
a drink containing equal parts vodka and chocolate milk served hot like coffee. it is called coughee because it makes you cough
Coughee
A 'coughee' is a special type of drink, composed mostly of coffee, reserved for your most favourite people who unwittingly agree to consume said beverage.
A coughee is made using the following steps:
1. Boil the kettle
2. Get a cup and start making a usual coffee
3. Prior to adding the coffee (before the boiling water, depending on the style of coffee you're making) lift the cup to your mouth so it covers the cup's rim and then let forth a rip-roaring cough
4. Finish making beverage
5. Pass to your favourite person, preferably someone who is currently not ill
A coughee is made using the following steps:
1. Boil the kettle
2. Get a cup and start making a usual coffee
3. Prior to adding the coffee (before the boiling water, depending on the style of coffee you're making) lift the cup to your mouth so it covers the cup's rim and then let forth a rip-roaring cough
4. Finish making beverage
5. Pass to your favourite person, preferably someone who is currently not ill
Tina: Hey Jess, *sniff* how are you today?
Jess: Better than you, sick girl, go home will you?
Tina: ...ok, but do you fancy a coughee before I go? I just boiled the kettle.
Jess: Sure thing, just don't get any germs in it. Ew.
Tina: Don't you worry about a thing, Jess. don't you worry.
Jess: Better than you, sick girl, go home will you?
Tina: ...ok, but do you fancy a coughee before I go? I just boiled the kettle.
Jess: Sure thing, just don't get any germs in it. Ew.
Tina: Don't you worry about a thing, Jess. don't you worry.
Coughee by Monkeybruiser June 27, 2019
Coughee
Pouring hot water into someone’s butthole waiting ten minutes for the shit to dissolve and mix in with the water and drink the liquid out of there ass with a twisty straw and then cough out pieces of shit for the rest of the day.
Coughee by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019