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A large hit of pot which makes you cough & really gets the THC into your lungs (often done intentionally).
I'm gonna take another hit, and this one's gonna be a cougher.
cougher by nick_g July 11, 2010
inhaling too much pot smoke in a fashion that makes you cough
"Dude that was a cougher"
cougher by Billy Bong Thornton November 2, 2003
a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.
Reporter: Sir, can you comment on the current situation in Nort Korea?

Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.

Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.

hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?

geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.

hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.

geek: *cough* cool *cough*
cougher by chillymiller October 14, 2006

cum cougher 

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
cum cougher by D Roman June 4, 2005

cum cougher 

A Person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
Paris Hilton is such a cum cougher
cum cougher by D Roman June 5, 2005

Corona Cougher 

A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.
1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.
Corona Cougher by Tuunu April 11, 2020
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