a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.

Reporter: Sir, can you comment on the current situation in Nort Korea?

Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.

Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.

hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?

geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.

hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.

geek: *cough* cool *cough*

cougher by chillymiller October 14, 2006

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cum cougher

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is a Cum Cougher

cum cougher by D Roman June 4, 2005

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cum cougher

A Person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is such a cum cougher

cum cougher by D Roman June 5, 2005

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Corona Cougher

A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.

1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.

Corona Cougher by Tuunu April 11, 2020

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