counterwall

1. A four dimensional surface upon which existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists release their frustrations.
2. Any person used by existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists for the same purpose.
3. A favorite utensil used by Sadomasochists.

Nora was so frustrated with the pathetic incompetence and pointlessness of humankind which she clearly saw reflected in her own fault-riddled being, she felt like banging her head against the counterwall.

by Lord Oyster February 10, 2005

counterballs

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

counterwavver

counter- + wavver a counterspectacle. Not to be confused with wavvercounter

Perhaps in the world's destruction it would be possible at last to see how she was made. Oceans, mountains. The ponderous counterwavver of things ceasing to be.

by Master of beargreen September 13, 2023

Cunterwauling

When, one spouts off radical feminist propaganda generalizing an entire gender (Men) for the crime of trying to help. Typically using ridiculous terms like "Mansplain"

So, Sarah was telling everyone about how the new VW Golf can run on pickle juice.

When I questioned her about the fact that pickle juice isn't flamable she started cunterwauling about how she was tired of people trying to mansplain car stuff to her, just because she was a strong minded woman.

by Thedude78 January 22, 2021

countervail

to act with force or power. other known as the best call of duty modern warfare 2 player in history.

jonathan juan rivera is the perfect example of countervail

by billy jowelle April 5, 2010

counterbailing

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.

Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014

counterbailing

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.

Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014