juan

the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis
ohh my god he was so good at sex! i think his name was juan kuz he sure was one
by redrum murder March 30, 2009
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A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.
Wow! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos.

That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".

Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".

Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
by fck PHX May 09, 2010
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Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.
I can see the huge bulk in JUAN'S pants from here!!!!!
by laid2000 May 02, 2018
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smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse
by apache_princess1 April 21, 2008
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a great basketball player. usually an aquarius. great kisser but isn't faithful unless they truly love someone. only bad thing about them is that they have a chode. great hair and beautiful smile. heart breaker. doesn't like being bossed around or people getting in his love life. biggest pet peeve trying to talk to them when mad.
hey who's that sexy guy. with the good looks?
that's juan he's a heart breaker but a great kisser!
by be/unique May 26, 2015
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the ultimate rebuke of "who's Joe cousin of Juan, Juan way ticket to mexico
Juan pronounced who-on, best used on your Latino pals
by Le Big Kahuna December 26, 2019
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Juan is the greatest person to exist. He is amazing at soccer. Jamal stands no chance against him. He is the goat at everything he does. Hes better than everyone at everything.
Juan is so cool

Juan is the goat at soccer
Juan is better than Jamal at every sport
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by anonymous10203389 January 16, 2022
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