counterballs

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

countryballs

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.

Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.

by LookItUpOnUrbanDictionarh June 3, 2017

Countryballs

Countryballs The Best Thing In The World And If You Disrespect Countryballs I Will Fucking Rip Ur Head Off.

man countryballs are amazing

Nice, countryball animation!

by SomeGuyOnlineCalledTodo March 21, 2019

Countryballs

countryballs are spheres with a country's flag a common name for Countryballs is Polandball they exist to be simple and to be stereotypes

americaball: gib oils
middle eastern countryballs: no
americaball: *sends out 5 nukes*

by helloboymandude January 17, 2020

Countryballs: Taiwan 🇹🇼 is of disputings

A famous Countryball comic by TheLoudHouseFan2005

Countryballs: Taiwan 🇹🇼 is of disputings
Taiwan: Can I into UN.
Poland: Can I into space?
UN: No
Russia: No
Taiwan: Can I into countries?
Everyone: No
Japan: Sorry Friend, No
Philippines: Sorry Pero, No
Taiwan: CAN AT LEAST INTO MAINLAND CHINA!
China: Yes but you no of rulings me! I is of real China! I isog rulings you!
Taiwan: No! :(

by True Geo Graphy April 12, 2022

Countryballs

These are countries represented using spherical shapes. A good countryball Youtuber is No Idea Animation. My favorite countryball gag is Can Poland Into Space. The non-English speaking countryballs speak broken English. The non-ball shapes are Tringapore, Nepal, Reichtangle, and Israelcube.

Countryballs is the best!

by Countryball Lover December 25, 2019

counterwall

1. A four dimensional surface upon which existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists release their frustrations.
2. Any person used by existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists for the same purpose.
3. A favorite utensil used by Sadomasochists.

Nora was so frustrated with the pathetic incompetence and pointlessness of humankind which she clearly saw reflected in her own fault-riddled being, she felt like banging her head against the counterwall.

by Lord Oyster February 10, 2005