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counterbailing 

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way
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counterbailing 

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum
You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.
Counterbaiting by Puremask August 3, 2017

You don't get your own counterveiling 100%

If you think you are using it against me just kmow that it isn't actually helping you and you don't get one.
Hym Iam "You don't get your own counterveiling 100% and what it LOOKS LIKE is she's telling you to do what is going to piss me off the most and GUARANTEE that I am going to fucking kill you for this. If you have 1, I have 2. It isn't YOURS."
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