coujh

coujh: A sick person trying to say "tojh"; uttered when someone is trying to say "tojh", but can't get it past a cough.

I coujh in your general direction
"Did we have (coughs) did we have homework?"
"Yes"
"Coujh!"

by David Galvin August 28, 2003

Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

couch~glued

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

by Starchylde January 28, 2015

Mahit Cough

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.

You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.

by Ed Bread April 10, 2019

Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 7, 2015

couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb November 7, 2015

fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

by dondidit October 16, 2014