Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
by Camicow3 April 6, 2019
Get the Crottard mug.Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019
Get the cottard mug.Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.
Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
by EagleAS October 29, 2011
Get the Crontard mug.An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010
Get the Crowtard mug.“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “
by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020
Get the Crowtard mug.The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.
geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!
sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!
croatard: Croatia, obviously!
sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!
by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007
Get the Croatard mug.Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.
I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.
by SgtBoom May 31, 2021
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