Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

Crowtard by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

Croatard 

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

Croatard by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007

croptard 

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.

I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.

croptard by SgtBoom May 31, 2021