cotharted 

Hit really hard. Or banged into something.

I just cotharted my leg on that chair. It rlly hurts now.

cotharted by 3ff.l June 25, 2023

Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.

"Damn girl that's topple charted!"

Topple Charted by B Kackes March 3, 2009

pie charted 

Definition 1:

pie charted
Adjective
a pie chart is a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a proportion of the whole. You have been "pie charted" when a pie chart is used in conversation or in delivery of a presentation that makes absolutely no sense or provides absolutely no visual context or visual assistance with the communication.

Definition 2:

Pie Charted
Adjective

When a pie chart is used in delivery and the audience or receiving end of the communication has been pie charted. Except in very rare cases, pie charts are extremely bad at making data easier to understand.

Speaker:
*Slide Presentation* And in this slide we see the full pie chart of potential by region and demographic.

Michael:
What you're saying and what you're showing do not make any sense. You just pie charted me.

pie charted by BigNerdLolz April 4, 2016

Contarted 

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

Contarted by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

catharded by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Charted 

It's like goated, but it's charted ya know?

"Yo that kickflip was charted!"
"Thanks man"

Charted by oscardish November 10, 2020

contarted 

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

contarted by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008