Congarted

fat annoying parents who are sheep and let themselves go

"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"

by golden piglet October 24, 2023

congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.

- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!

by facit May 28, 2009

Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.

Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:

by Hazard89 October 1, 2010

Concerted Game

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.

Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005

congratudolences

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.

Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009

cougared

being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older

Demi Moore cougared Aston Kutcher

by curioustiggy February 4, 2010