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Collateral Beauty 

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).
In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

Collateral Wiz 

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life
I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Collard Greens 

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021

Collateral Damage 

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.
When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.
Collateral Damage by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010