confarted

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according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

confarted by Miron Man October 6, 2008

Words you can keep

conflacted

Anything you want it to be

Dude, Im so conflacted

conflacted by ColPowell November 20, 2013

Related Words

confarted • Contarted • Congarted • non-farted • confirmed bachelor • contarded • confusted • confirmed • confargled • Collarted

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My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

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3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
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Confirmed Sex Haver

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Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

confusted

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Confirmed for Brawl

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

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Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
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board chow

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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