catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

catharded by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

patharded 

The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.

I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!

patharded by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010

Catherder 

A person with the ability to organize and motivate a large number of very independent people to work towards a common goal.

A: Did you see Joe is working as a volunteer for that libertarian activist group?
B: Yeah, he's becoming a regular catherder!

Catherder by Pollyflopadopolous June 15, 2010

charded it up 

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

charded it up by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005

Matharded 

The lack of intelligence or comprehension in subjects related to mathematics

Steve's so bad at algebra, I think he might be Matharded

Matharded by Gryphster October 5, 2011

cathardick 

Dick from Cathar.

John:'Hey wheres this guy from?'
Joe:'His a cathardick.'

cathardick by alocmrlj June 9, 2011