cosgrave 

minted ie. very wealthy

" did u see the man in that rolls royce"

"ye, he was cosgraved to the max"

cosgrave by donald trumpson October 15, 2008

Mia Cosgrave 

Well known farmer out the south of Galway giddy yup pal ye feckin donkey

“Nah bro that guys a Mia cosgrave”

“That’s right he is a posh farmer”

Mia Cosgrave by Fuck you farmer cunt November 18, 2019

cotgrave 

A former policeman in Durham, on the run from the law after a drugs bust at Jimmy's house went wrong. He has style, wit, a gun, and a whacking stick. Don't get in his way, or you'll pay! Big time!

He has starred in many films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".

It is generally beleived that at birth he was taken away from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.

He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like such as stupid fags that are like "HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have a day named after him, and also he should have a car which is like the Batmobile, but is called the "Cotmobile". Doodles sits on the back seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which is like the Cotmobile but less cool in many ways.

Anyway like I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that it is Cotgrave, and no matter how well behaved you have been, you have 20 seconds to live..

(If you're lucky)

"Oh my god, argh! He is ripping my head off, with a fork! Raghagh!"

"What up, cotgrave. Please don't kill me".



And now for a role play, where cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..


Man: Hello, where do I return this book?

Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal system?!

Man: No shut up!

Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron

Man: Noo, please don't kill me!

Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like you....So goodbye!

*Kills*



THE END

cotgrave by Doodles March 2, 2005

Miranda Cosgrove 

The meme lord.

Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.

Miranda Cosgrove by Scurt Burtlett April 23, 2018

Miranda Cosgrove 

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.

Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.

Miranda Cosgrove by Mai Valentine August 3, 2009

Big Sam Cosgrove 

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

Big Sam Cosgrove by FS19 November 17, 2018

Miranda Cosgrove 

a teenager that is most known for her role on iCarly, a popular kid's show on Nick. she's also a pseudo-singer, but if you listen to her songs... you can tell that they've been synthesized. a LOT. it sounds like a PC singing...

some idiot: did you like- hear the like-- new Miranda Cosgrove song??

me: yes. and it goes to a new level of computers taking over our world. someday, we'll be listening to computers sing!

Miranda Cosgrove by don'tyoudareforget April 19, 2009