cosgrove

A fetish in which a man is turned on by watching videos of his own child birth.

Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.

by brooklyn heights 3021 February 11, 2006

cosgrove

After driving along a 2 lane road, to pass the line of cars in front of you on the right when the road spreads out to 4 lanes at intersections.

I cosgroved 2 cars at the intersection.

I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).

I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)

by raul luar July 30, 2010

Cosgrove

A family of sexy bastards

The Cosgrove’s are sexy bastards

by Cccozzyy October 23, 2019

Cosgrove

A dirty smelly fuck that is fat and lazy.

I'd rather hang out with a dead maggot covered rat in a trashcan than Cosgrove..

by Oreo Smuttz May 17, 2013

Miranda Cosgrove

The meme lord.

Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.

by Scurt Burtlett January 03, 2018

Miranda Cosgrove

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.

Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.

by Mai Valentine August 04, 2009

Miranda Cosgrove

a teenager that is most known for her role on iCarly, a popular kid's show on Nick. she's also a pseudo-singer, but if you listen to her songs... you can tell that they've been synthesized. a LOT. it sounds like a PC singing...

some idiot: did you like- hear the like-- new Miranda Cosgrove song??

me: yes. and it goes to a new level of computers taking over our world. someday, we'll be listening to computers sing!

by don'tyoudareforget April 19, 2009