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cotgrave 

A former policeman in Durham, on the run from the law after a drugs bust at Jimmy's house went wrong. He has style, wit, a gun, and a whacking stick. Don't get in his way, or you'll pay! Big time!

He has starred in many films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".

It is generally beleived that at birth he was taken away from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.

He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like such as stupid fags that are like "HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have a day named after him, and also he should have a car which is like the Batmobile, but is called the "Cotmobile". Doodles sits on the back seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which is like the Cotmobile but less cool in many ways.

Anyway like I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that it is Cotgrave, and no matter how well behaved you have been, you have 20 seconds to live..

(If you're lucky)
"Oh my god, argh! He is ripping my head off, with a fork! Raghagh!"

"What up, cotgrave. Please don't kill me".



And now for a role play, where cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..


Man: Hello, where do I return this book?

Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal system?!

Man: No shut up!

Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron

Man: Noo, please don't kill me!

Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like you....So goodbye!

*Kills*



THE END
cotgrave by Doodles March 2, 2005

cotgrave 

A term used to describe homosexual rentboys. Most commonly used in the North Eastern regions of England.
Did you see those two cotgraves banging each other up?!
cotgrave by Darren Tomkinson March 29, 2005

cotgrave 

A former mining town in Nottinghamshire, since the closure of the mines, it has since become a Chav City. Avoided at all costs
A: "Err, I think we are entering Cotgrave, I think we should turn round"

B: "Would you look at those chavs! Run!! They're coming!"

Chavs: "Oi"

cosgrave 

" did u see the man in that rolls royce"

"ye, he was cosgraved to the max"
cosgrave by donald trumpson October 15, 2008

pulling a cotgrove 

to let someone down
standing sombody up or pulling out at the last minute or "pulling a cotgrove"

Used widely in sw england
pulling a cotgrove by bigfatmatt82 January 21, 2013

Colgrave 

To needlessly piece something together
Just colgrave it together
Colgrave by QBStait June 9, 2021

cotgreave 

A lad who’s sensitive about the size of his weapon. Lustful and quick to fall in love. Loves the company of men.
Patricia: I don’t know about Craig, he seemed to be into me now I don’t what to think.
Shula: You know he might be a bit of a cotgreave.
cotgreave by Did_I_stutter March 7, 2021
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