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corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012
A beautiful, sweet, caring girl who, unlike others around her, actually care about other people's feelings. She usually doesn't run with the crowd, preferring to listen to indie or classic rock compared to the mainstream. Corrine's are crazy, but can be quiet. What a big bowl of contradicitions they are, but in the end it all makes sense. They usually fall in love easily, but have very closed off emotions. Corrine's trust easily, but then find out it wasn't the best idea.

In conclusion, Corrine's are the best girls in the world.
Corrine's so weird, and so unlike us.
Corrine by BeatlesChickie June 7, 2011
The complete packagesomeone who is BEAUTIFUL inside and out!
I meet this girl the other day and she was a total Corrine!!!
Corrine by Sweet Chick May 29, 2008
The most amazing girl in the world. She's got looks, brains & a personality, too. What more could you ask for? If you don't already know a Corrine, you want to. Corrine is definitely the total package.
Damn-I want to make Corrine my wife.
Corrine by Another Dumb Blonde March 15, 2009

Corriedoo 

(n.)
The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so), shouting out 'Haaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo Stap me vitals,' etcetera.
Corriedoo by Nick March 28, 2003
A hot girl with a nice body who attracts young boys to her. She is a total snack and a depressed boy stare at her chest. Anyone would be lucky to date her. High-key would smash
Dam Corrine is fine. I would smash. She's the only snack you can't find at the gas station
Corrine by Corrine a snack April 26, 2019