corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.

Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.

corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012

corzine 

verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared

"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"

corzine by daleallen January 6, 2012

air corzines 

The shoes you are issued, as an inmate, in any prison in NJ. Named for our governor.

"Yo, C.O. just hooked me up wit a bran new pair of air corzines dawg!!!"

air corzines by danthesoundguy November 14, 2007

corrined 

When you date a girl and decide to drop her without saying shit. She wonders what happened, but can't get in touch because she's been blocked on your phone, social media and completely debted without word.

Bro I just Corrined that bitch.

corrined by btylermusic October 11, 2016

addison corzine 

Addison Corrine is a bitch who can be your bsf at one point by then completely out of nowhere stop talking to you. She also can’t stop cracking her phone and she won’t stop liking some boy named “Mason” or “Caden”.

That girl is sick an Addison Corzine.

addison corzine by Greyboatt September 26, 2019

Pulling a Corzine 

Named for former NJ Gov. & Senator and criminal Jon Corzine, who almost got killed in a car accident in 2007 when he wasn't wearing his seat belt because he thought it was uncomfortable. This means not using a safety device available to you, needlessly taking a foolish and unnecessary risk.

'That guy with his bike helmet on the handlebars rather than on his head is pulling a Corzine'.

Pulling a Corzine by MattM99 December 29, 2023