An employee trapped in a corporate or large business environment where they are paid just enough to meet basic needs but face limited opportunities for advancement. This employee remains in an entry-level position indefinitely, with little chance of career growth or increased compensation, often due to the company's preference for hiring externally rather than promoting from within.
Person 1: "I just spent the remainder of my check on insurance for my car and groceries today. I'm tired of being a corpslave and paying for someone else's 14th dream house-"
Person 2: "-not to mention they just filled the position upstairs with someone who got fired for forging documents on someone's two week notice. He just sent an email out celebrating the company making an extra 80,000 dollars this month for having our team do the lab department's job. This isn't capitalism; it's corporatism."
Person 3: "Weren't the slaves that built the pyramids given just enough food and shelter to live as well?"
Person 2: "-not to mention they just filled the position upstairs with someone who got fired for forging documents on someone's two week notice. He just sent an email out celebrating the company making an extra 80,000 dollars this month for having our team do the lab department's job. This isn't capitalism; it's corporatism."
Person 3: "Weren't the slaves that built the pyramids given just enough food and shelter to live as well?"
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Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!
by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008
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A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.
The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.
This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.
The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.
This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.
by DB January 13, 2005
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by your mom December 27, 2004
Get the cockslave mug.The Corpsveau is a mythical cross-bred creature that is half snake and half crow. While the origin story of the very first corpsveau is yet a mystery, legend has it that it first spontaneously emerged as the result of a poor translation between the words "snake", "raven", and "corbeau" which instantaneously breathed life into the first of its kind.
Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).
A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".
At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.
The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.
Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).
A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".
At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.
The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.
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Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**
Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**
by chasingtheinfinite February 24, 2021
Get the Corpsveau mug.Also referred to as a “Targeted Individual”. People who have been sold to Multinational banks by the American Intelligence community for experimentation as live cadavers. Banks like Bank of Montreal own Royal Mental Health of Ottawa (which has a vested interest in the diagnosis of pedophilia ),Bank of the west Prinibas ( multinational bank that accepts crypto ) ,Hydro Quebec which produces the electricity needed for experimentation and Consolidated Communications ( which provides the cell towers and also builds the NSA telecom. Centers on military installations. The NSA of course invented bitcoin along with Professor at Cambridge and UC Berkley Robin Hanson who pioneers future predictive markets and advocates for brain mapping technologies. Any CoinSlave knows they are constantly being made aware of their brain’s capabilities and probably suspects it is being mapped. They are also constantly teased by voices predicting their movements very accurately. In a nutshell, a Canadian bank owns me because the NSA sold them my personal information and monitors me to ensure my value is kept stable while medical practitioners perform various procedures on me without my consent in order to advance cyborg technology and bring about Judgement Day. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be heading to Crystal Peak in the Mojave Desert.
Sorry I haven’t been in touch recently. I’ve don’t use phones because they make my ears bleed and I spend my days talking to voices in my head that call me a pedophile. I hate being a CoinSlave. I’d sue the government if the police and lawyers weren’t avoiding me.
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