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Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.
Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

rogue cronyism 

A faction of friends and associates, unqualified and unprofessional, that are no longer obedient or controllable
That group of managers is showing signs of "rogue cronyism" and must be stopped before it gets out of hand
rogue cronyism by Lester Burnum August 11, 2007

Cronyism 

Partiality to friends, expressed by appointment of them to positions of authority, regardless of their qualifications.
Through Cronyism Dick Cheney became vice president
Cronyism by GentleNeal August 7, 2011
This word is used to describe any sort of word or action that could come from one individual Cory. These situations/warped points of view are easy to spot to most sane individuals.
Person1: "Just look at that! He(she) must walk on the same side of the street as the UPS man."

Person2: "Why would that matter? Oh wait, this must be a coryism.
coryism by oprdzl July 20, 2004

cornuism manifesto 

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
cornuism manifesto by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

coreyism 

coreyism means...THAT THE TEACHER IS NEVER RIGHT...
teacher: corey bring the food to my desk please
corey: but sir...coreyism
coreyism by random123456789990 September 27, 2019