Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.
Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?
Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
by Taznixx September 26, 2018
Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.
Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.
Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
by Taznixx October 11, 2020