by patty May 29, 2003
Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
by Patty December 10, 2004
by Patty July 01, 2004
Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.
evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.
by patty September 11, 2005
A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.
Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."
Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."
Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
by Patty March 26, 2005
a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card
His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
Good for Jack the Retard
by Patty December 12, 2004