Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.
Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?
Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
by Taznixx September 26, 2018
Cornism is basically the religion based entirely around corn you must devote your entire life to corn everything u love is nothing corn is your everything now.
example of cornism ''Hey man, I just traded my kid for some corn!'' from this quote we can refer that this is a good cornist and deserves his corn!
by Clucks September 26, 2018
Cornism is a political and economic system in which the major productive resources in a society such as Corn mines, Corn factories, and Corn farms are owned by the Corn public or the Corn state, and wealth is divided among citizens equally or according to individual need.
by Clucks September 26, 2018