cornpirate

1) someone who engages in anal sex. based on the urban myth that someone had anal sex and when they pulled their cock out it had a bit of sweetcorn stuck on the end.

2) interchangeable with the word gooner

that guy is a definite cornpirate

cornpirate by Martin Merritt January 1, 2009

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.

So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

Corporate lackey by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012

corporate personhood 

The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.

The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.

Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.

corporate personhood by Downstrike September 13, 2004

cornplate 

When you're so obsessed with a piece of media that you start pointing out useless things. Derived from a popular tweet about Encanto that said, "I never noticed she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."

Not to cornplate but the thing in the bg in the mirror is a metaphor for how this character feels like the only person she can trust is herself and she's carrying the weight of every problem she's ever had because she can't bare to show any kind of weakness

cornplate by giggling_stars April 29, 2022

Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

Corporate Wordsmithing by TylerGi April 13, 2016

Corporate Culture

A prescribed method of turning everyone into an obedient drone with a plastic smile and fake enthusiasm for their daily dose of abuse from people who probably don't know shit about the actual mechanics of their operations

The corporate culture of this firm implicitly requires employees to work in an environment that allows criticism and policy changes to be made by a management that is far removed from the daily operations of the company. Any form of deviation or disagreement with policy is severely frowned upon.

Corporate Culture by Master of the Cremaster April 11, 2014