1) someone who engages in anal sex. based on the urban myth that someone had anal sex and when they pulled their cock out it had a bit of sweetcorn stuck on the end.
2) interchangeable with the word gooner
2) interchangeable with the word gooner
that guy is a definite cornpirate
by Martin Merritt January 1, 2009
Get the cornpirate mug.A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.
Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.
by Prankster August 2, 2012
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A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012
Get the Corporate lackey mug.The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.
The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.
Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
Get the corporate personhood mug.When you're so obsessed with a piece of media that you start pointing out useless things. Derived from a popular tweet about Encanto that said, "I never noticed she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."
Not to cornplate but the thing in the bg in the mirror is a metaphor for how this character feels like the only person she can trust is herself and she's carrying the weight of every problem she's ever had because she can't bare to show any kind of weakness
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Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.
by TylerGi April 13, 2016
Get the Corporate Wordsmithing mug.A prescribed method of turning everyone into an obedient drone with a plastic smile and fake enthusiasm for their daily dose of abuse from people who probably don't know shit about the actual mechanics of their operations
The corporate culture of this firm implicitly requires employees to work in an environment that allows criticism and policy changes to be made by a management that is far removed from the daily operations of the company. Any form of deviation or disagreement with policy is severely frowned upon.
by Master of the Cremaster April 11, 2014
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