Corporate Wordsmithing

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

by TylerGi January 02, 2016

heinerscheid

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Trashhole

A person who places trash in a garbage can above its limit, causing trash to fall on the ground when another attempts to empty the trash.

My roommate is such a trashhole, overstacking the garbage so it falls every when I empty it.

by TylerGi November 14, 2020