Cornjob

A task scheduler function in Linux. Also inserting corn on the cob into someone.

Yo did you configre dat cornjob last night? Nah I was getting cornjobbed last night so I’m still sore.

by ToxicParm May 28, 2018

cornjob

when you give a corn on a cobb a blow job

stop giving the corn a cornjob

by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018

corncob

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

cornhobbling

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

cornobble

To slap someone with a fish.

Yesterday, i got cornobbled.

by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

by ruzihm August 3, 2017