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cornjob
cornjob by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018
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corn job • corncob • cronjob • conjob • corncobbed • coonjob • cornobble • cornobbled • coinjob • conjobbled
corncob
Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob
corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017
cornhobbling
cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015
cornobble
Kellyanne Conjob
An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Corncobbed
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017
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